The Evil Done in Pursuit of the GoodPart III

The Evil Done in Pursuit of the Good
Part III

The kinds of figures and knowledge exhibited in Parts I and II of this post must be at the foundation of all of our conversations about criminal alien invaders:

They are, by their initial actions, criminals.  Beyond all other characteristics they may possess, this is fundamental.

Were an employment candidate to reveal, during the interview, that he or she was a wanted, yet unindicted criminal, the interview would be over.  Were your plumber or interior designer to come to your home and, before crossing your threshold, reveal that the police were hunting for him or her for crimes she admitted to committing, the door would close and you would throw the bolt on the lock so fast, the metal would get hot

Yet, these criminal alien invaders cross the line between oppressed Mexican (or Dominican or Venezuelan...) and criminal alien and want us to overlook their criminal behavior.

Everything after that act is a continuing series of criminal behavior.  Living here is criminal.  Working here is criminal.  Having children here is criminal.  While you and I may (excluding traffic laws) go for years or decades without even once edging toward criminal behavior, these criminal alien invaders break several federal laws every day.  The list of crimes, including fraud, theft, and participating in an ongoing criminal enterprise, extends every day they awake within the borders of this country.

Prosecuted for each crime, these criminal alien invaders would spend the rest of their lives behind bars after the first week after their initial crime.

However, they know they will not be prosecuted.  They will be protected.  Farmers, mothers, homeowners, meat processors, and homebuilders protect them.  Politicians protect them.  Our government protects them.

The excuses range from silly to serious.

ØThey are working in jobs citizens won't do

ØThey pay their way

ØWe are stingy

ØMexico could collapse without the pressure release of criminal alien invasion

ØThe United States stole the land from Mexico anyway

ØThere exists absolutely no data to support any single claim.

Anecdote is not evidence.  There are sufficient anecdotes to contradict every one of these excuses.  We know the following.

ØThe criminal alien invasion costs border states billions of dollars every year

ØThe criminal alien invader is never checked for disease or contagion

ØThe criminal alien invader is willing to break laws to gain benefits for which he is not entitled

ØThe criminal alien invader is of low skill

ØThe criminal alien invader is of low education

ØThe criminal alien invader is of low class

ØIf any of the previous three statements are wrong, the criminal alien invader may be a terrorist

ØThe criminal alien invader is just as likely to be a terrorist, anyway

The beekeeper who willingly allows killer bees into his hives knows that every hive will eventually be infected with Africanized Killer Bees.  The level of aggressiveness increases and the level of production drops.  If unchecked, the enterprise is eventually destroyed.

Some bee keepers allow the killer bees to remain, at least for a time, before they act.  They need the honey, they say.

Some beekeepers prefer to terminate the entire colony as soon as the killer bees appear.  The loss of production and the increased risk of harm or injury are just too great.

We have no less a challenge.  The criminal alien invader is like the killer bee.  What we have to ask ourselves is, "Do we need the honey that badly?"

Well, do we?  Punk?

Some think so.  But those are the population of spineless ninnies we send to the state houses and Capitol in D.C.  For them, I have the following suggestion.

The Dexter Cogni 2007 Criminal Alien Invader Social Integration Process

There are currently an estimated 20 million criminal alien invaders inside the borders of the United States.  The president and congress want to grant them easy access to citizenship.

We, they say, got citizenship free.  All we had to do was have our grandfathers and fathers and brothers die on the battlefields of Concord, Gettysburg, Prussia, Germany, Italy, Libya, France, Japan, the Philippines, Afghanistan and iraq so we could get this good stuff for free.

Why not make it just as easy for them?

Each and every liberal who wants to see a criminal alien invader assimilated into the United States can sponsor one (1) criminal alien invader.  These brief rules outline the Criminal Alien Invader (CAI) Assimilation Candidate Process.

The criminal alien invader must:

ØDwell solely at the residence of the CAI sponsor for the first two years of the candidacy

ØRenounce all allegiance and fealty to all other nations and leaders except the United States and the President and Congress.

ØMust learn English

ØMust show education levels equal to, or pass a state-proctored GED

ØMust release the United States government and all state and municipal governments of any claim against prior payment toward any government entitlement or support programs

ØMust prove they are free of any and all contagious diseases, including, but not limited to: AIDS, malaria, tuberculosis, parasites, cancer, heart or vascular disease, mental disorder,  chronic infection or any other chronic disease.

The CAI sponsor must agree to the following:

ØProvide and pay for any and all health care required by the CAI candidate while in residence

ØProvide and pay for all education or special support required by the CAI candidate in order to qualify under CAI requirements

ØDocument the whereabouts, daily, of the CAI candidate.

ØPost a personal bond against any liability involved in the CAI candidate employment while the CAI is an assimilation candidate.

ØProvide CAI assimilation monitors full access to the home where the CAI assimilation candidate is housed.

ØCAI assimilation sponsor is prohibited from requesting or accepting any remuneration, payment, labor, or other reward for acting as a CAI assimilation candidate sponsor.

ØIf, after two years of spotless record, the CAI assimilation candidate can demonstrate the following, they will be considered for service in any of the United States military service branches.

The CAI assimilation candidate must demonstrate the following:

ØHigh-school senior fluency in English, both spoken and written

ØSpotless criminal record

ØClean bill of health

ØComplete employment record for two years, with no periods of unemployment over two weeks and no cumulative total of unemployment of more than four weeks.

ØSatisfactory completion of exams on the Constitution of the United States, the Bill of Rights, English literature, high-school algebra, and American history (beyond the GED)

ØHigh School education equivalency

At this point, if the candidate is of age to serve in the United States military, they can be assigned to the Army, Navy, Coast Guard, or Air Force, for an enlistment minimum of six years.  If they are of too many years, they can train to serve as logistical or non-combatant support services overseas to the United State military branches.  Serving as civilians, yet in overseas or higher-risk posts than those served by United State civilians, they will also serve a minimum service of six years at pay rates equal to that of enlisted military and be housed and boarded by the US military.

At the end of six years of honorable duty or service with the United State military, the CAI candidate may apply to become a United States Citizen.  They can make application to have one (1) family member join them as an associate CAI candidate.  (requirements to come later)

This is my amnesty.  If after performing these actions, under the supervision of their sponsor and then the United States military, and completing all duties and objectives completely and honorably, they will not be prosecuted for committing their initial crimes of entering the country illegally and defrauding the government and their employers.

The CAI assimilation candidate becomes, then, an un-monitored citizenship parolee.  So long as the parolee is not convicted of any felony within two years, they are then granted full citizenship.

And what shall be done with the rest?  Outlaws!  Bounty!

Pretty nice carrot.  Pretty big stick.

~~ Dexter

PS: It has been proposed that the CAI assimilation candidate military could be used to invade Mexico and plant the seeds for the first democracy south of the Rio Grand.