Not on My Watch

I would like to state, unequivocally, that I was never given an opportunity to kill Osama bin-Laden.

 

The CIA never told me where he was.  The FBI never gave me an assessment of his threat.  No European or Middle-Eastern nation ever called me and let me know where to find him.  I never even had a cruise-missile to shoot his way.

 

This is why I cannot be held responsible for Bill Clinton's tirade last week.  Not to mention, I never voted for Bill, either.

 

But I'll say one thing Bill will never say. 

 

Give me one chance.  Tell me where Osama is.  Give me an AR-10 and 2,000 rounds of ammunition, a BLU-82, two "quick-strike" teams, and a volley of Tomahawk missiles and I guarantee I'll smoke Osama or die trying.

 

The difference between Bill and me:  I don't think Osama is someone else's problem now.