New Years' Resolution

Carl Rove, Newt Gingrich, and Dennis Hastert were all trying to help Tom Foley conquer his predilection for little boys. Finally, after so many months of badgering, Tom Foley agreed with his GOP buddies that he'd give up little boys as his 2006 New Years' Resolution.

About 11:45PM on December 31, Hastert found Tom Foley in a House of Representatives broom-closet with another young boy.

"Tom," reproached Hastert sternly, "I thought you were going to turn over a new leaf!"

"I will," Foley quipped, "just as soon as I get to the bottom of this page."

Apologies to any fans of Oscar Wilde stories, from which this may or may not have been lifted.

~dexter~